Homo with the Best Promo
Karen · Swirly Awards 2026
Swirly Awards 2026 · Final report
Karen WonFive Swirly Wins
Won before. Won again.
The nominations were filed. The votes were counted. Karen from Finance won five Swirly Awards, and PЯIMΞ brought home four more.
Questionable decisions. Excellent results. Audit closed.
5Karen wins
4PЯIMΞ wins
9Total wins
The audit is complete [ $$$ ]Five wins for Karen [ $$$ ]Four wins for PЯIMΞ [ $$$ ]Questionable decisions · measurable results [ $$$ ]The audit is complete [ $$$ ]Five wins for Karen [ $$$ ]Four wins for PЯIMΞ [ $$$ ]Questionable decisions · measurable results [ $$$ ]
§ 01 — The individual report
Karen Won These
Five awards for promo, fixing, gaze-stealing, emoji creation, and an exceptionally powerful couple.Universal Fix-It
Karen · Swirly Awards 2026
Mr./Ms. Steal Your Gaze
Karen · Swirly Awards 2026
Best Emoji Creator
Karen · Swirly Awards 2026
Power Couple
Together with Will
§ 02 — The room report
PЯIMΞ Won These
Four separate wins for the team, the weather, the clouds, and the lounge.Best Team
PЯIMΞ · Swirly Awards 2026
Cloudy Weather
PЯIMΞ · Swirly Awards 2026
Swirling Clouds
PЯIMΞ · Swirly Awards 2026
Most Lit Lounge
PЯIMΞ · Swirly Awards 2026
§ 03 — The audit trail